China football top ten funny black humor laugh over _ tiny bubbles

1 ... ... ... China's soccer team defeated, "strong durable pill" manufacturers looking for national team a team L "X" in an advertisement. The plot is: L "X" on the left hand holding a football, right hand pointing at the screen and said: "who can not shoot 90 minutes, I can!" a condom manufacturers see a "strong durable pill" of ads, deeply inspired, and beginning from the national team to find a group of players who also made a advertising. Picture: all players on a goal maniac detonation rotten fried, advertising phrase: "no matter how many times to shoot shooting them is to shoot them!!!" production contraceptives after manufacturers see also want to take the ride to their drug what is to the woman, it can do?!, but analysis also no them, after three days and three nights of racking, finally found a way to make a super blow black whistle of the referee was wearing black, whistle blowing, sign a dozen squirt awe-inspiring said: "no matter how much shooting inside, all for not!" comedy index: �� �� classic index: �� �� 2 ... ... ... In China, Japan and South Korea coach had the privilege to the God of football exhibition room. Three see interior is covered with more than 200 wall clock, but quickly got slow. Three people very puzzled and ask why. God's Assistant explained: the wall clock represents each country's national football team, national team each lose a game, a wall clock is going to go in a circle. So three people will find their own country's wall clock. Looking for a long time, Japan coach at medium speed Group found the wall clock, displeasure. Korea coach thought he result will be better, in the high-speed rotation group than Japan's also watches, face extremely embarrassed. China's coach sees Japan and South Korea and two watches so fast, to laugh at one stage, felt the most face. Results for a long time did not find a representative team watch, so ask God's Assistant, Assistant, God's answer: these days the weather is too hot, God took the Chinese team of watches do fans! funny index: �� �� �� �� classical index: 3 ... ... ... a Korea, Japan and a Chinese person lucky enough to see God. Korea people ask God: "when can we get the Korea World Cup champion?" and God said: "50 years. "Korea people cried:" uh ohh ... I've not see! "Japan also asked God:" when can we get the Japan World Cup champion? "God replied:" perhaps 100 years. "Japan also crying:" uh ohh ... I also don't see the rest of your life! "in Chinese, of course, ask God:" when will our China won the World Cup champion? "did not think that God cried:" uh ohh ... I can not see! "comedy index: �� �� �� classic index: �� �� 4 ... ... ... So-and-so Stadium side is a big tree, often too lazy to buy tickets for super fans, climb in the above to see their team's games, as in the following pol.ice keep asking fans on the tree, we score? score? tree fans kept his head, not, or not. Non-stop quiz, big see red, and it was so angry that shook the leaves, and said, don't ask, I stood there for so many years, and haven't seen their comedy index score!: �� �� �� classic index: �� �� �� 5 ... the excellent network of editor-in-Chief uasp.net to whelp were tells news, what's news?, the Chinese team and uasp.net South Korea won the competition, the team's goal is not, is not news; Korean won, Chinese team into a ball, a small news; even, is the news; if this is the Chinese team won, and that is big news. A small puppy to hear here, eager to ask, if this is the Chinese team won the main striker also into the ball? uasp.net said that false news! funny index: Classic ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? index: 6 ... Chinese soccer team duige (World Edition) by Chao: I was a little smelly stinky smelly stinky feet, how you want to play but also playing well, maybe one day I rushed out of the Asian, but become a hoax I've seen the world, only to find himself a bum. I was a little smelly stinky smelly stinky feet, how you want to play but also playing well, I'm searching searching a deodorant dries up, such a request is not too high. Zhang also: our singing of justly fear of Han, soft down; we tell the story of the spit, famous temper large; carries play, lead us into the bar, hold the glass, not drunk. Comedy index: Classic ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? index: * 7 ... stop the ball to knock the ball out to their feet 10 mm Defender, is Brazil player. Put the ball into his own feet 10 cm of the Defender, is Spain players. Put the ball into his own feet 10 yard guard, is Germany players. Put the ball into his own feet (100 m), and shooting, forcing the other goalkeeper made fighting back, is a Chinese football player. Pass can make 50 meters long, found precisely on the farm team player, is the United Kingdom. To make a compact II within 5 meters of a player is Argentina players. To make a short biography within 5 meters pass lost and defender striker across the 50 meters will play the second one player is the player. Shooting at 30 meters away world's shot forced open the player, the player is Germany. By ingenious with 3 m hit in front of you succeeding player is Portugal players. To the point penalty flag over player, is a Chinese football player. With the ball to the ball from the party line to the other half of the players, the Netherlands. To put the ball from the party line to the bottom of the player, the other is Brazil player. To put the ball in from the side of the player's feet, and to tackling the goal, is the Chinese players. To put the ball like Henley a-Like, is great. Reptile tennis wind to referee applause player, is the European players. To be able to judge obscenities players, is a South American players. To be able to judge spat and chasing player, is a Chinese football player. Step on a bicycle can even step on eight cycles, resulting in the Shootout Player, is Brazil player. Can even step on three cycles, plunging into a restricted area assists players is Portugal players. Can even step on half-cycle, fracture of players broke into the Chinese players. Physical ability to run 90 minutes, the player is batting an eye Korea players. To be able to run 90 minutes, panting player, is the European players. To be able to run 90 minutes, sweating, is South American players players. To be able to walk 90 minutes, down to cramp players, is the Chinese players. Speed to be able to run faster than the ball player is Netherlands player. Can run as fast as with ball players, is the United Kingdom. Can run as fast as the referee, a player is a player in the Maldives. Even the magistrate ran however players, is a Chinese football player. Attitude to football as life is African players. The football for work, is the European players. The game of football as is South American players. The football as a joke is that the Chinese players. A European salaries of players get the money to girls soccer fans. Female flowers of South American players get fans to buy drugs. Commodities have African players get money gambling fans. The ball is in the United States players get money cheat fans fans get fans ' money can put a few things above are done, but almost everybody dry player is the player comedy index: ?? ?? ?? �� classic index: ?? ?? ?? �� 8 ... words in the World Cup team's defeat, the domestic public opinion enraged rumors for betting odds, a B social groups to kill all the members of the national team. Had the guts to small Sun jihai especially afraid, they want to have an idea dressed up as blonde escape hotel, he saw the street side of an old beggar the great, gave her $ 100: "do you know who I am?" old beggar the great even didn't lift: "Sun jihai. "Sun startled, hurried back to the hotel, also dressed up as a black woman, come back again to the old beggar the great 100:" know who I am? "and" Sun jihai! "old beggar the great still was the answer. This is really jihai fear, he took out $ 1000, on old beggar the great said: "If you tell me, what do you think that this money is for you. "Old beggar the great lazy raised his head, received the money whispered" Hush! "said the quieter, I'm Hao Haidong. "Funny index: ?? ?? ?? ?? classic index: ?? ?? ?? ?? 9 ... ... When the Chinese striker, Yi did tell said "my nursing ball like Henley", Premiership validity to the arsenal of France through the sky television stars Henry, said that he, Yi so feel flattered. Henry said: "I noticed he (Yi), I feel honored, almost abnormal control to tears, and now my body shaking like a leaf. Even Diego Maradona said would make me so excited. People always for me, Shevchenko or Ronaldo middle which one better and chatter, while he (Yi) in the game of ball movement undoubtedly prove who is the world first striker. "Henry also privately disclosed to the media, France to cancel the competition at this year's visiting not because of financial problems. "As a former world champion, European champion, we do not fear any opponent. "Henry said," of course, has he (Yi), with the exception of the team. "It is understood that Spanish, Barcelona team superstar, Brazil's Ronaldinho recently to the media that he is not a world player of the best candidate. "I should have declined the award. "Ronaldinho down to say," when I hand the Cup, I felt that systemic shame because someone more qualified than I lift it. "Ronaldinho finally to camera devoutly made a bow, and hoped that China's largest sports media can help him to convey, Yi apologize for the inconvenience. Ronaldinho a bit reluctant to disclose names of team-mate said: "we don't even dare to seeing, Yi's game video. "According to reliable sources, AC Milan of publicly expressed an interest in bringing this acknowledged world first striker. Ukraine nuclear warheads Shevchenko first time held a press conference, Conference, he said that the sentence: "I've only two wishes first to reach the level of the half, Yi; Secondly, as the alternate, Yi. Now the second wish is fulfilled. "Then Ukraine people happily blacked out in the past. Serie, however, Professional Football League is possible through a Bill: If AC Milan took the introduction, Yi, every game on the 9 players only. "We have no choice. "Juventus boss Capello says:" even so, I'm afraid I can't stop (AC Milan). I think we should develop Act, Yi's play time, or require him to every race can only into 3 balls. "Pessimistic Capello even would like to quit football. An angry Inter Milan fans roar: "it's not fair! to (League) champions, we are already waiting for 16 years, now he (Yi) became our opponents, it seems we have to wait for 16 years. "According to incomplete statistics, there were 10 000 inter fans heard about Yi go to AC Milan news produced suicidal thoughts. Finally, is France Cannes Festival summary of King Pele said: "I have long predicted, Yi will have success!" comedy index: �� �� �� �� �� classic index: �� �� �� �� �� 10 ... yesterday the Chinese Football Association Vice President Xie came to Germany Leipzig met with FIFA President Brad, discussed about the Chinese Football Association's application to join the Antarctic matters. Chinese Football Association in Australia FA starts after joining the Asian Football Confederation (AFC) to its World Cup prospects for far-reaching feeders, after many programmes to overthrow ofAfter the last authorized the national security of the club head coach Shen xiangfu-join the Antarctica, do not play qualifiers, directly into the wonderful idea of 32, the ideas from the overall strength of the Chinese football, football under the Antarctic environment and concluded that since there is only the tip of the iceberg penguins of Antarctica, in view of the World Cup and is a person playing the game, so the Penguin does not compete (if entrant, the Chinese men's soccer out significantly lower probability will continue) team can not win., FIFA President Brad accepted the request of the Chinese Football Association, the Chinese Football Association count to the Antarctic, but conditions are only for 1/2 places, meaning to and in South America first name for a play-off, that this result, Xie and resign. 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